Tweets I Meant To Post But Then Got Distracted And Forgot

1/16, 6:38 PM: Back on American soil. Afraid to look at the amount of clothing sale-related emails I have in my inbox.

1/17, 11:16 AM: Holy smokes. Ch-ch-changes.

1/18, 10:20 AM: Only worked two days this week but so ready for the weekend!!! #tgif

1/21, 12:37 PM: QUEEN BEY.

1/23, 9:02 AM: It's one of those nostril-hair-freezing sort of days, isn't it?

1/24, 3:38 PM: Oh you know, just on my thirteenth cup of Celestial Seasoning's green tea with honey lemon ginseng today. ("An EXCELLENT antioxidant source!")

1/24, 7:13 PM: The theme of this night meeting is: porches, patios, and decks, oh my!

1/26, 9:18 AM: The only thing getting me out of bed this morning is a self-promised latte from Chrissy Beans. Hooray for friends in Sackets.

1/26, 3:42 PM: Pretty sure I will have this F21 gift card FOREVER. Been there three times and only just found something that doesn't scream cheap (both definitions) and fits me.

1/30, 8:25 AM: My lord, just witnessed my first shorts-sighting of the day.